Happy Birthday Sarah

It's not really Sarah's birthday today, that was days ago. But like the tradition of mad King Ludwig of Germany, my family likes to extend the celebration on one's birthday over many days.

Heather's birthday earlier this year ended after 23 days of constant cake and presents. We decided to end her event after we were forced to re-wrap presents from days 1-4 on days 22 and 23 because our credit cards were maxed out.

My birthday is in October and I hope to have a formal declaration of "Daddy Month" (sponsored by the American Society of Narcissists) where we will have festivals, feasts, and tributes to all things me.