The Most Interesting Man In The World

He can cure narcolepsy, just by walking in the room.

He is often questioned by the police, just because they find him interesting.

His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

His beard has experienced more than most ordinary men have experienced in a lifetime.

He is....the most interesting man in the world.

"I hardly ever drink beer.  But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.  Stay thirsty my friends."